Saturday, February 27, 2010

Rules of Life

#1--There's a downside to being a dummy.
#2--Never get yourself into anything that will take a legal proceeding to get you out of.
#3--Experience may or may not be the best teacher but it's almost always the most expensive.
#4--Spend less than you earn--debt is bondage.
#5--If you have to say you is, you ain't. (Satchel Paige)
#6--Never commit adultery with anyone under 40 and then make certain the other person has at least as much, preferably more, to lose than you.
#7--Three people can keep a secret if two of them are dead. (Ben Franklin)
#8--The amount of grief you get is roughly equivalent to the amount you are willing to take.
#9--There's a lot to be said for not saying a lot.
#10--Don't bitch about what you can't do anything about.
11--Don't use your position of power or authority as a license to act unreasonably.
12--Don't rush to attribute to malice what can be explained by stupidity. (Heinlein's Razor)
#13-Buy gold--"Paper currency eventually returns to its intrinsic value--nothing." Volaire

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